Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
