does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
