dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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