Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
