YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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