how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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