was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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