if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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