Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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