dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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