She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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