Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
