Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I need a hoe opinion
go on
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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