What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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