where am i from again
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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