no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
