fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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