This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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