I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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