i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
