I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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