i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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