I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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