these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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