I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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