Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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