Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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