In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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