sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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