Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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