Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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