butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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