I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Randomize