if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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