One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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