she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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