dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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