Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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