Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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