when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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