we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Randomize
