Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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