I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
