i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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