is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
This baby is an asshole
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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