A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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