i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My pussy is not your playground.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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