her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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