Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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