my room smells like sperm. sweet.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize