gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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