The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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