brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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