Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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