break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
